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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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It's a lap top.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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