Pictures:

What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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