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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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