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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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