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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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