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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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