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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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