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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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