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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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