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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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