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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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