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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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