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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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