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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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