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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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