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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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