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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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