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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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