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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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