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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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