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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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