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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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