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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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