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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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