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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

1992

What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988

What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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