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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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