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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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