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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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