Pictures:

How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

1555

Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

873

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

1982

What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

1623

What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

2089

What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

40

What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

519

Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014

What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

3007

What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

151

What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

1630