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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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