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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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