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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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