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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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