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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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