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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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