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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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