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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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