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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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