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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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