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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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