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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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