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A square not.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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