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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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