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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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