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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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