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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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