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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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