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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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