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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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