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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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