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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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