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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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