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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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