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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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