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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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