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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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