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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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