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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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