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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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