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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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