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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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