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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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