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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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