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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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