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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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