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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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