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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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