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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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