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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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