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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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