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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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