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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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