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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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