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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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