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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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