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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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