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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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