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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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