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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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