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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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