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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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