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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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