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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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